Friday, March 20, 2015

I Deserve A Nap

#AudreyHepburn sleeping with her feline co-star named Cat in the scene of Breakfast at #Tiffany's 1961.


This morning I was talking to my pal as I walked inside the school. Her companion was a very strange girl (she is on color guard.) She looked at me like I ate a cake made of poo, (I would have looked amazing if I did.) I shrugged off the strange look and said goodbye to my nice pal and strutted to my locker (I was wearing a good outfit, good reason to strut.) And, that is how my Friday morning went. Just to let you know throughout the whole entire day at school, I have had a chemistry mole unit song patrolling around in my bright head. If I memorize and sing this song to my dear ole chemistry teacher, I would  receive an A. And, when it comes to grades I am a determined lion preying at a zebra. (I WILL KILL THAT ZEBRA, AND EAT IT LIKES IT IS A STEAK DINNER.) P.S. I did receive that A.
But, I guess you would like to know my little venture throughout the day, well... I walked to Health and learned about the reproductive systems (So lovely) P.S.S. I hope you are smart enough to hear the sarcasm in that last little sentence. I then walked over for a spiritual lesson towards seminary with my head having the names of the parts of a male reproductive organ. (Because I have a quiz on Tuesday about that little information.)
I then spent my next class in video production, where I interviewed many different people about my little school. And, listened to a rap that a friend made on the computer. It was quite nice but I'm not about that rap life, WHERE IS ADELE???
I guess what I am trying to say here is that I deserve a nap. Because this week was the last week of the term. I had devoted hours to studying for my math test (which I passed, beautifully)... P.S.S.S. if you think that is sarcasm you should be shunned. I then memorized that song, as I told you. I've been running around and acted like Mother Theresa for the first time for about 4 minutes. And, some very tall man shook my hand and said my hand was soft. I was like, "OKKKK" and you know, gradually took back my "soft" hands. I've been needing a nap for a billion years now, it is time to get it. And, if I can't take a nap I will look at photos of Ryan Gosling because that is always relaxing.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Dear,

 
 
Dear......
Photographer at Prom, I am sorry that I didn't realize that you were taking a picture of a couple in front of a staircase, at an awkward position, where I, being amazing, did not realize someone would actually be taking a picture in the worst, ugliest, and awkward-iest place as possible. P.S. if you really were a great photographer you wouldn't have given me a dirty look and would have found a more suitable background for a prom photo. P.S.S. you didn't even go with a date, so you are a sad stag.
 
Kids in the library that rejected my kind offer of having you be interviewed by me. Even though I begged that my grade was in jeopardy and you people just gave me a weird look and left. Well, guess what if you are in the library during lunch all alone, you obviously have issues and no friends. (I am sorry if I offended anyone but I got pretty sassy and irritated and libraries can sometimes be cool, always.)
 
Ginger boy that sits near me in Spanish. You don't have a backbone. And, I don't enjoy your aura.
 
Couple that laughed at me when I dropped my friend's flash drive, the 70's called they want your shirts back. And hair, no wait not even the 70's would want that. BURN.
 
Guy that burped next to me in my video class, don't listen to Shrek it's better in.
 
Girl why are you wearing crocs? You obviously don't respect and love yourself anymore. (I'll buy you chocolate)
 
Old substitute I actually enjoy your presence and sarcasm, I might friend you on Facebook. Or follow you on Twitter.
 
Sincerely, The Snob 
 
 
 


Monday, March 2, 2015

Healer Review

At the rate I'm going of not posting anything ever, I should be called the Procrastinator! But no! I have goals and good grief man they will be fulfilled! I write this after finishing the best drama since 'My Love from Another Star.' (review for that to come.) This drama, my freaking goodness it was just so good! The characters! The plot! *Sigh* even the music was amazing, in fact I'm writing this while listening to 'Eternal Love' by Michael learns to Rock.

I'll start off with introducing the characters, so without further ado, here they are!

Healer aka Park Bong Soo, aka Seo Jung Hoo: is a night errand boy, translation you could hire him to steal pretty much anything for you, no questions asked. He is a simple guy with simple needs. He wants to save enough money to buy an uninhabited island somewhere in the Pacific or Caribbean. He is analytical, tough, someone who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.  When he gets a job to start following this girl, his quiet life erupts in chaos.

Enter Chao Young Shin: a spunky, gritty, unknown reporter with big dreams of being a famous reporter like her idol Kim Moon Ho (we will get to him in a second.) Though she seems fearless, always jumping head first and swearing like a seasoned sailor she has trauma from her childhood and can't stand to see violence in anyway, often hyperventilating and or passing out.

Kim Moon Ho the famous reporter Young Shin has admired, he is a charming, rich and well connected, with a smile permanently on his face. Though he looks happy, he is suffering from something that happened a long time ago, with his older brother, and the child of the woman his brother loves. He hires Healer to start following this girl who might be the answer to relieving his conscience.

Intrigued? Well you bet your butt you should be! I was pleased with the way the characters handled the situations that were thrown at them, I loved how though the story was suspenseful, wild and full of substance it did provide for some sweet and tender moments, as well as perfectly executed laughs. I love the villain in the story too, he is very interesting and for the first time in a long time I pitied the the character of the villain. If you guys watch this, I hope you like it as much as I did!


Sincerely yours,

The Nocturnalist.